You Know You're an Internet Addict When...

• You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word processor.com
• You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
• Your start introducing yourself as 'John at I-I-Net dot com.'
• Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
• All of your friends have an @ in their name.
• You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem.
• Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
• You laugh at people with 2400 modems.
• You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
• You refer to going to the bathroom as [downloading].
• You tell the cab driver you live at: http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
• Your spouse makes a new rule: 'The computer cannot come to bed.'
• You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode
• You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-). #:-(
• You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse.
• Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat..."

Note: I'm not the author, these tidbits were all forwarded to me via email. Where I know the author, it is given.
The From: header may be the author, or it may just be the person who forwarded it to me.
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