Subject:Top 10 Reasons Computers are Male
Top 10 reasons we know our computers are Male
- 10) They have a lot of data, but are clueless
- 9) There is always one that is better made, right around the corner.
- 8) They look attractive till you bring them home.
- 7) It's always good to have a back-up.
- 6) They'll do whatever you want, if you push the right buttons.
- 5) The best part of having one is the games you can play.
- 4) In order to get thier attention, you have to turn them on.
- 3) Their lights are on, but nobodys home.
- 2) Big power surges, knock them out.
- 1) Lastly...............Size does matter!
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