Date: Tue, 02 Sep 97 08:56:00 PDT
From: Roger Meier (Roger_Meier at ccm2.jf.intel.com)
Subject: FW: Windows 95

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DEFINITION.
Windows 95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

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