Subject: Star Wars vs Star Trek
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS
WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE
- 10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun".
- 9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and
a crew of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon does the
same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
- 8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess
Leia still looked fresh and desirable --- After pithy Cardassian
starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
- 7) One word: Lightsabers.
- 6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
- 5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
- 4) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
- 3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
- 2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
- 1) Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter
impulse power --- Han Solo floors it.
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